Do you want to enjoy Fyre 51 without having to camp out or make your way to some shithole motel in buttfuck Nevada?
For only $25,000 you can be a part of the most insane music festival to ever happen at Area 51 and still get to enjoy the comforts of home! We have luxurious townhouses available for everyone with a VIP ticket to stay in so you can wake up refreshed each day ready to party into the night.
For an extra $25,000 you can upgrade to the Deluxe VIP Package and get your chance to fuck any aliens that are found at Area 51!
Don’t miss out on your chance to experience the party of a lifetime!