Have you ever wanted to be a part of the only music festival to ever take place at Area 51?

Do you want to stay in a luxurious townhouse for the duration of the venue?

Does the thought of getting it on with an alien give you the biggest fucking chubby ever?

If you answered yes to all three of these questions then the Deluxe VIP Package is right for you! We will be bringing in townhouses for all of the VIP ticket holders to stay in and with your Deluxe VIP Package you will be able to fuck any aliens that are freed from captivity at Area 51. The best part is you won’t have to worry about condoms, STDs, or child support.

All this for only $50,000!

Fyre 51 is going to be the biggest party humanity has ever seen! We can’t wait to tell you which famous act from Pluto will be performing on the final night!